BE PROUD AMERICA! we should credit our selves for creating one of the most creative method of drinking! Edward 40 Hand!
EDWARD 40 Hands! Greatest American Invention
Origin – U.S.A
History – This was created in 1990 after the infamous movie created by Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. In the movie, Johnny Depp plays a character who has scissor hands who ends up falling in love with a teenage girl, but then again, this doesn’t matter. All we saw was another way to get drunkt, replace your hands with 40′s. It was most popular amongst our college party scene. C’mon it’s simple math formula, Cheap malt liquor + possible stripping + a lot of puking = the American Frat boy!
How to Play -
Step 1. Go to the nearest 7-11 and purchase two 40′s per person and some duct tape
Step 2. Duct tape your hands to the 40′s
Step 3. Finish both 40′s before removing the duct tape! Simple, just the way we like it
** Make sure to have a harsh enough punishment so people won’t quit!
Tips and Warning-
- Make sure NOT to drink any liquids before playing
- pace yourself
- use the bathroom before
- find yourself a girl on call to help you incase you need to go.
- if you can’t find yourself a girl, wear water repellent pants or swim suit, just in case you don’t make it!
Here’s a funny clip on Edward 40 hands! thesse guys are clowning! America pride! Explosions and pussy!