EVERYBODY will or has dealt with “21st run” anxiety. (except non us residents, nerds, and friendless people)
10 Tips to help you survive your 21st run!
There’s no way around! and it’s something you have to deal with, but here are some tips I found helpful over the years!
1. Just say fuck it
i would say .01% of this shit is mental. The more you backout, the more everyone’s going to egg you on. If you’re going to go down anawys, don’t go down a pussy! Chug that bottle of patron and just ktfo!
2. Greasy Food Theory
Man, there’s so many hidden remedies from all over the fucking world on this that i don’t even know what fuckign works and doesn’t. Consensus is that, if you eat greasy food that you won’t be “as drunkt”.
I say fuck it, eat something with pretty colors so when you puke you can feel good about it
3. Hangover pills
DON”T FUCKING WASTE YOUR MONEY
Make sure to get plenty of rest throughout the day. Even though you may only last couple hours, having that extra energy will definitely help you.
5. Drink water throughout the night
This is something I found useful as I have been aging. On days where I have a big event the next day, I try to drink at least half cup of water per shot or drink. One, it helps you hydrate, and two, you just end up drinking less. Far as your 21st birthday run goes, it will help you hydrated.
6. Eating food while drinking
Every chance you get, try to get your finger on any kinda of food. Again, greasy food seems to be the top choice, but fruit also helps cause it hydrates you fast as water does, if not faster. Then again, I ain’t no doctor, just PhD on drinking.
7. Buying time in between shots
Try Buying time in between shots by taking as many pictures as you can, and “conversing” with your friends as much as you can. Worst case scenario, avoid eye contact with people you haven’t take shots with.
8. Wear a nice outfit
Tell your friends you don’t want to ruin your nice cloth by puking on it!
9. Order Mix drinks
Trust me, bars these are stingy as hell, they don’t put as much alcohol in them, and tell your friend they’ll count as multiple shots!
10. Enjoy your free shots
Just remember, this is the only time you get to enjoy free shots! I dont’ know what kind of friends you might have but, you only do this once, so as bad it might get, TRY to enjoy it!
HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY / YOUR FUNERAL!