There are a lot of things you would do differently if you were to go back in time, and one of them is defenitely throwing the ultimate fucking house party and NOT getting caught by your parents.
Here is what is a tip for my next generation of drunkt’s that I have gathered over the years!
1. Most importantly, have your friends park far from where your house is located.
a. In case cops bust it, you can run to your car then take off, which is a lot safer than getting pulled over pulling out of your drive way
b. Cops won’t know where the party is.
2. Lock the side gates or any entry way to your backyard, i ain’t no lawyer but cops can’t go past a locked door without a warrent.
3. Block of all windows so they can’t peak in. What they can’t see, they can’t do shit
4. For your sake, lock up all valuable into one room, that way the next day when you’re blacked out, you’ll remember where all the important shit are.
5. Take pictures ahead of time around the house, so you’ll remember where everything goes, trust me, if you had a successful night, you wont’ remember a thing the next day.
Follow these rules, and throw the sickest party while your parents are gone, and you can be the guy that everyone wants to be cool with!