Post party night beer runs!
let me tell you, i have no problem taking a shit in public, in fact i don’t mind taking a shit anywhere but then, you have those days, where you’re shit is way TOO EXPLOSIVE.
Here are some tips on how to deal with the next day beer runs at work!
1. Flush the toilet as you explode
This is a tricky technique that require great timing. The last thing you want to do is announce to the whole world that you’re the one responsible for clogging the toilet.
Tips- Make sure to hold it till the last second, and flush and let it go as you’re releasing.
2. Keep the water running (Only works for single stall bathrooms)
This is another way to get away with your runs at work. Saying something like, “oh darn, I split something on my shirt!” and etc will stop them from wondering why you have the water running. If you got one of those super silent sink’s, you’re shit outta luck!
3. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! Pepto Bismol!
You’ve all seen the commercial “Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea” Instead of taking the recommended dosage, just down the whole bottle! (assuming you’re able to chug after a long night of chugging) BUT I do have to warn you, you’re going to pay for it in the next 5 or 6 hours, which is enough to buy you time!
4. Foods to watch out for!
I ain’t no doctor, but from my past experience and some basic research I’ve done, here are some foods to stay away from to help you with your runs.
Not to eat eat foods!
1. Anything with Fiber
2. vegetables
3. Protein Shakes
Things you SHOULD eat / drink
1. drink shit load of water
2. honestly, this is all i have? hahah my bad!
Here are some things you should do prior to entering the bathroom
1. Take some air freshner with you
2. Flush the toilet before sitting down to make sure it’s working properly
